- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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