What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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This is not a joke

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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