- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

charlie sheen becomes sober.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

what did the shark do when he died.....

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

You know what sucks? Yes.

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

The person below me is weird.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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