Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Women.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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hi mom

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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