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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

You know what's funny? Clowns.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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