Me Neither.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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