- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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