What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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