- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

i'm funny

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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