- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

knock knock There's no door

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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