How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

Your Mom The End.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Dylan is gay

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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