Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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