why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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