- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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