Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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