- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

i am and me is i

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

There's a car about to hit me.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Help I'm being raped!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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