Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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TELL

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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baby seal walks into a club

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Santa isn't real

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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