What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Anti Joke

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