- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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