- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Knock knock. Come in.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

you lose.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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