Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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identical jokes get different votes.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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