What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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A Fat Kenyan

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lipstick pig

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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