- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Top Gear USA

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Who is big and stupid My brother

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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