Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Your future.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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