- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

Whats 2+1? 2.

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Heartlight

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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