- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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