Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

David Silberberg is gay

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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