Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

thumb_up thumb_down -41

my gave me a game i said thank you

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

thumb_up thumb_down -51

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

thumb_up thumb_down +42

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

thumb_up thumb_down +38

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops