Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

The black man leaves the strip club.

Whats 2+1? 2.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Religion.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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