What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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so how about that irline food

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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