- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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learn the ropes?

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

I killed someone today. :D

fruit salad?

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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