- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

My parents died!

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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