Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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