- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

knock knock who's there no one

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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