What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Top Gear USA

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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