- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May