Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

I pooped.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Rick santorum

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

I once did something.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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