Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Oh, right

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Hey, Max!!

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Anti Joke

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