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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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