what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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hi patrick

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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What is red? A rock painted red

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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I am a nigger.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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