doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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