- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

its funny cuz i laughed!

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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