well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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pauls tuck

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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