why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Women's rights

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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