Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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