Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Bake until golden at 375

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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