- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

What's the deal with brown?

Z.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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