- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Woman rights.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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