Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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