So a seal walks into a club..

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Fox News.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

thumb_up thumb_down +32

women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Get off my porch.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

thumb_up thumb_down +32

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Together we can get theist likes on anti-jokes :)

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

thumb_up thumb_down +30

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +30

That's what she didn't say

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What is White over Black? Society.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops