- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

What's the deal with brown?

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Where's my baby??

Pull my finger ouch..

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Moo! I'm a goat!

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