- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?