- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

What's the difference between a duck?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Religion.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Gay Rights

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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