What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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