Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Anti Joke

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