Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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