Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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The person below me is weird.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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