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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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