What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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