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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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