Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club

^that joke a piece of shit

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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