A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Cleveland winning something

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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