If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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