- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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