- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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