- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Water? I hardly know her.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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