How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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You having friends.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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