- Anti Joke

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Mullets

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

VAGINA.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.