man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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which one is easiest

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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