what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

cats are pussies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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