- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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