- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

A man sat on a chair

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

Your wife died during the delivery.

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